Privacy policy

Welcome to what is the worlds most simple privacy policy. It's mega simple! I don't track you with Google Analytics and I don't place any cookies on your device.

If you submit a message to me via my contact form these will remain on a secure server until such a time that I have replied - your message will be kept on the server no longer than 14 days before being deleted.

Should you wish to get in touch with me to request information on what private data I hold on you please e-mail with your request - however I can tell you now, the reply will be "nothing!"

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