Terms of service

Please see below the terms of service you must agree to when doing business with me.

  1. Upon your eventual death you will transfer your immortal soul to become property of Connor McLeod.
  2. Ewoks are of divine status.
  3. Remember to floss
  4. Jazz salsa on Thursdays

If you are able to agree to these terms I look forward to doing business with you.

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